One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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