Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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