is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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