do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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