Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Drake has all the answers
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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