am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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