I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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