Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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