Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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