By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
