Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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