Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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