if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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