So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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