hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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