I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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