one might say we're banned from that church
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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