i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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