billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We left an ass print on the piano.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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