I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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