just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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