To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
