dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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