this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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