she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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