The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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