Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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