I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
