Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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