just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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