she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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