So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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