whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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