Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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