Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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