Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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