There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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