I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.