Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.