What a fucking waste of an outfit
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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