I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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