Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
