butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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