Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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