I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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