Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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