I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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