question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
bring money and cleavage
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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