Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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