And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize