I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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