Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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