yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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