Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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