you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Never underestimate the power of titties
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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