I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.