Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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